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Have you ever walked into a hot environmentalist nightclub just to completely lose your words? If you need help getting close to that hemp-bearing, reusable guy or girl in the corner, try some of the best eco-friendly pickup lines out there. Like the polar ice caps, he or she is sure to melt away when the cheerful green comes out.
- Can I take a picture of you? It’s for the sexiest vegetarian competition in the world.
- Can I buy you a drink? Of course, in a reusable bottle.
- Save water, take a shower with me.
- Do you have a second? I am trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets but I need a second opinion.
- Honey, you have a vegan passion and a vegetarian figure.
- You’re rarer than a panda in the wild … and almost as graceful.
- My heart is like an iceberg in your presence … it is melting.
- Did you know that my sheets are made exclusively from fair trade organic satin?
- Honey, all the other guys are unbalanced. Listen, I have a renewable resource. We can go all night.
- “The average temperature has increased by 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you entered here.”
- I only date guys who recycle
- Do you want to see the backseat of my Prius?
- The only thing that can separate us is Ralph Nader.
- I’m sorry when I change the climate to something more comfortable …
- I have data that suggests your attractiveness has increased by 70% in the last 20 years.
- Hey, let’s do compost, not love. Or war.
- I just check the emissions.
- “Is it hot in here or is it a greenhouse effect?”
- “My carbon footprint? Why size 16. And you know what THAT means, right? “
- “I’m sure we could both reach the Great O … ozone which is”
- “I’m not gonna get offshore oil, but I’m gonna be getting something else.”
- “I’d like to leave my carbon footprint … in your bedroom.”
- You are so cool that you can bring back polar bears before extinction.
- “Weeds are flowers too when you know them.” – Eeyore, from “Winnie the Pooh” by AA Milne
Have fun in the green dating pool!
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Source by Ivy Newport